9. Contact me
OK, Stalkers do not read this section coz if you persue me I will have to resort to
nasty things like trojans to get rid of you... don't waste my time.
OK, my e-mail address is email@example.com - I have rules about mailing me to
help me filter the ton of mail I get daily!:-
*No flames. All flames get directed either to my deleted items folder or they
are posted in my forums for people to take the mickey out of!
*Don't say, "Sorry to waste your time but" or something similar to it. You are
not wasting my time. I enjoy getting your mail and I enjoy replying. It's fun!
If you need the help, I am always more than willing to give it.
*Please for gods sake don't abuse me. If I do not reply to your mail you either
flamed me and got ignored or it's been answered in the FAQ in this walkthrough!
Phrases like "You b*****d you never replied to me!" are generally put in my
forums and they are pointed and laughed at!
*Do not use my address to sign up to anything- you won't believe how many times
people have done that and it pisses me off to a point I can't describe. I will
report you to wherever you used my e-mail address and you will be removed!
*Finally, do NOT ever ever EVER use my address to spam my inbox with useless junk
I won't ever read. One, stealing e-mail addys like that is an offence! And two,
I get 100 mails a day and I don't need any more!!