6. Game Script (4)
CHAPTER 3: Present Day
PROFESSOR K: Professor K here igniting the airwaves with some hot beats! But I
hear there are some crazy cats out there playing with more than just musical
DISPATCH: Bomb squad is on its way.
PROFESSOR K: This here is your very own Tokyo pirate broadcaster, Jet Set
Radio!!!! Them nasty Rokkaku posters have all been covered up by GG graffiti.
Way to go! But when they weren't looking, someone swiped the record!!! You
gotta go after 'em, right?
PIRANHA: You guys need an injection of style and I'm the prescription. Let's
see if you can fill the doctor's order!
PIRANHA: Sweet moves, try grooving to this one!
PIRANHA: I think you got it baby. One more and I think I might be seen in
public with you!
PIRANHA: Those were smooth moves kid, can't wait to get down with you!
PROFESSOR K: We're gonna burn Tokyo up! We got an explosive broadcast coming to
you. The thing everyone's been hunting for like crazy is something called the
'Devil's Contract'. It's a record that's got the power to summon a demon!!!
DISPATCH: Flame Squad has been dispatched.
PROFESSOR K: This is bad mojo, boys and girls! I don't know what it's doing in
Tokyo, but we can't let whackos like that get their hands on it! Demon or no
demon, this can't be good news! The streets of Tokyo-to are in a panic and
we're gonna have to cut off this broadcast soon. Can the GG's graffiti save
PROFESSOR K: The army's moved into Kogane-Cho. They're turnin' Tokyo into a war
zone. What's with those jet packs? Why can't they just take the subway like
DISPATCH: Send in the troops!
DISPATCH: No helicopters left?! Send whatever you have!
PROFESSOR K: This is Tokyo's only back-alley broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! It
turns out the Golden Rhinos are a secret branch of the Rokkaku Group. A
dangerous bunch, cool and cruel! Looks like they're wiping out everyone who
tries to hang on the streets. GO and hit 'em back!
SLATE: Huh? Oh you want something? Yea try keeping up with me? Ha!? Don't blink
SLATE: Must have gotten lucky...oh well you win.
PROFESSOR K: That record everbody's looking for is already missing!!! According
to some info we got from Poison Jam, it was made by some freaky evil sound
engineer. It's been passed all the way to Tokyo! Goji wants to use the record
to make a contract with a demon so he can take over Tokyo and the rest of the
world! Get to the new Rokkaku Headquarters and destroy that record -- along
with Goji's evil plans!
PROFESSOR K: That huge portal of evil, the Rokkaku Building, is a pile of dust.
Now they're saying that the building was destroyed in a construction accident--
yeah right! At least Tokyo is back to its glorious old self. It turns out that
the Golden Rhinos were just another group of Goji's henchmen. That explains a
lot...It turns out the record that Goji was looking for was just an old indie
record, a hoax. The Noise Tanks are in-repair and the Love Shockers are broken-
hearted again. But Poison Jam is back, and planning more mischief. What's that?
You think I just made all that up?! Ha ha ha! Sure, sure, okay. But watch out!
On the street, there's no such thing as 'The End!'