6. Game Script (2)
MEW: I guess you guys need me more than I thought. I'll help you out.
PROFESSOR K: Kogane is crawling with those creepy monster mask wearing freaks,
Poison Jam! Them horror freaks are really angry-they haven't seen a good
slasher flick in months.
DISPATCH: Juveniles have been spotted! All officers in the area respond.
DISPATCH: Send in the choppers!
PROFESSOR K: The GG's put on a better show than a B-monster movie. Monster Jam
will think twice before taking a bite outta them next time!
GARAM: Hey I heard you guys think you're good enough to skate with me. Try wall
riding. If you hit a flat wall or a billboard you can skate on it.
GARAM: Not bad, but anyone could do that. How 'bout this one?
GARAM: Impressive, but you surely can't pull this off...
GARAM: Wow, I'll skate with you guys.
PROFESSOR K: Those cats who ransacked Shibuya-Cho turned out to be the Love
Shockers!! Love broke their hearts and now they're looking to do some breaking
of their own. You know someone somewhere is crying with a uki-uki-waku-waku feeling! Can the GG's save Shibuya-Cho from the trap of love, or is it too
PROFESSOR K: This is your very own, one-punch knockout broadcaster, Jet Set
Radio! Which one of you punks wanna step in the ring? Shibuya-Cho got some love
letters from them lonely lovers, but the GG's were feelin' so good they sent
their own message right back to them Love Shockers. At first those girls were
just flirting, but I guess they can't turn down a date now, huh? Ha ha ha ha
PROFESSOR K: Hear those electrifying sounds!? That's your Professor K spinning
the crazy tracks. But the GG's got some other sounds to worry about. Like the
artificial tones of the furious Noise Tanks!
CAPTAIN ONISHIMA: This is Onishima. I'm on my way with reinforcements.
CAPTAIN ONISHIMA: I'm sending in the tanks! Just get those punks.
PROFESSOR K: Jet Grind Radio!!! The bug zapper of Mosquito DJ's buzzing the
jungle beats. Sounds like the GG's are sending a jolt through the Noise Tanks
hard drive. The Noise Tanks may be performing a control alt delete!
PROFESSOR K: And after the action in Kogane-Cho, Poison Jam's out for revenge!
It looks like we might be facing a bloodbath here. Better put on your garlic
honey, cause the vampires are on the prowl! Ha ha ha ha!
DISPATCH: Roller gang has been spooted in the junkyard. Send in the troops!
DISPATCH: Aerial assistance needed!
PROFESSOR K: This is Tokyo's hard-walking, truth talking, always squawking, Jet
Set Radio!!! Even the cops tune in here when they're not eatin' donuts. Looks
like Monster Jam is really taking the dunk lately!
PROFESSOR K: Benten-Cho is ablaze with the GG's graffiti. It's even brighter
than the neon lights. After their territory was attacked, them Noise Tanks ran
amok! Their circuits must be fried or something! Ha ha ha!
PROFESSOR K: Music that's violently smooth - It's Jet Set Radio! The Noise
Tanks just got scrapped. They played too many video games and now it's 'Game
Over'. No continues either! Ha ha ha. Them GG's picked up a broken peice of a
record from the Noise Tanks. But by itself, it's about as useless as a
vegetarian steak dinner!
PROFESSOR K: Looks like the GG's have filled the streets of Kogane-Cho with
their graffiti. The Poison Jammers are hopping away like little frogs! If the
GG's go after them, Kogane-Cho will be all theirs!